Friday, December 5, 2008

What Tim Wants!

I'm asking Santa for:

The "Perfect Push-up" (www.Perfectpushup.com)
Membership to Planet Fitness in Dorchester, MA - 2 months @ $15/mo.
Staples Gift CERTIGAFIT to buy Scanner (to make fake IDs - new business model coming out in '09)
Box of soggy, melting dirt
Patagonia Gift CERTIGAFIT for new winter hat
A French Bulldog AND/OR Bernese Mountain Doggy
Bird Tranquilizer (Drew, help a brotha out!)

2 comments:

All of us said...

I also would like a fireplace set that goes well with the style of our house. That means that it can be VERY cheap and that the broom, poker, and shovel can each have handles that resemble guns...

Noelle said...

We might have spare fireplace set...and is the dog to eat the bird?